Ninie Ahmad: Off her yoga mat.

PEACE IS..

10 days without mobile phone.

INSULT IS..

the mechanic in my father’s hometown saying, “Haiyaaa, ini Mitsubishi ka? Dari tadi you hantar saya ingat Naza Citra woo!” while changing Batmobile’s brakepad.

GORGEOUS IS..

my best friend’s girls.

ADORABLE IS..

my French Canadian boyfriend’s SMS-es in Malay (e.g “Aku rindu awak”).

LOVE IS..

from Postsecret

putting LA on hold to not lose your family.

I don’t even know where and how to begin sharing what happened to me for the past seven days.

‘Go down to go up, in to go out, back to go forward’

To another seven days of delicious surprises.

Just so when I thought there’s nothing left for me in Malaysia,

I was offered the lifeline to continue my Hope and Faith I needed to hear to stay here.

From INCEPTION (2010)

‘If we are gonna perform Inception then we need imagination.’

My dream pose shot by Petrovsky

Maybe KL deserves a second chance.

Maybe I am the one I have been waiting for.

Maybe I am going to have two kids in two years.

Maybe baby.

I am surprised sooooo many people searched for ‘Ninie Ahmad’s New Boyfriend’ (search results appear in Wordpress, in case you don’t know) after yesterday’s post.

All these years of dating and blogging, I have (finally!) learnt to not kiss and tell ALL (kesian Supertall, korang masih lagi Search dia).

I am sorry to disappoint you but I don’t think you will ever find any more photos of Ninie Ahmad’s boyfriend online, at least not here! And I will pretzel and hang them upside down those who do post us in their blogs / Facebook, LOL.

But what I can’t help to not share is – why I fell for (let’s just stick to calling him) Mr Petrovsky.

• His ‘platinum’ hair that makes him look errr, wise.. Not Mikhail Baryshnikov 60-years-old old wise, but you get the picture.
• HE IS NOT ON FACEBOOK, DUDE (don’t get me started with Twitter)! Who else can say as much?
• He took me to watch Sex And The City in New York City (that’s 3 million brownie points!)
• He speaks French, jangan marah. Ok, you can come back to envisioning Aleksandr Petrovsky.
• He loves yoga and is ZOMG good at it! Plus he looks so good on his mat, it tingles my orange chakra
• He makes pancakes! And cooks, yo! Fancy dinner! For me!
• He recycles! And uses organic everything!
• Since he cooks and recycles and DOES YOGA, it’s a no-brainer that he is not our typical Malaysian man (fine, he is French not Malaysian – happy?)

As much as I can’t wait to leave KL, I don’t know how can I leave such a wonderful man here when I am not sure if I want to ever come back, when I don’t know where my next home is..

‘And the wheels just keep on turning,
The drummers begin to drum,
I don’t know which way I’m going,
I don’t know what I’ll become.

For you I’d wait ‘til kingdom come,
Until my days, my days are done,
And say you’ll come and set me free.
Just say you’ll wait, you’ll wait for me.‘

~ COLDPLAY

As a potential practitioner of a long-distance relationship (LDR), from what I’ve read, seen and asked around -

LDR is.. (almost like) doing yoga with a DVD,

• might still deliver promising result
• it will still hurt (whoever says yoga AND relationships are easy?)
• can be boring, if not thoroughly challenging
• and – you might just get used to doing it alone after some time (wait, that doesn’t sound right..)

I can’t wait to leave this city of no-angels but I don’t think I’ll ever be ready to part with the one who’s got my heart.

by Kim Casali, conceived by and drawn by Bill Asprey

So help me God..