Ninie Ahmad: Off her yoga mat.

I am surprised sooooo many people searched for ‘Ninie Ahmad’s New Boyfriend’ (search results appear in Wordpress, in case you don’t know) after yesterday’s post.

All these years of dating and blogging, I have (finally!) learnt to not kiss and tell ALL (kesian Supertall, korang masih lagi Search dia). And for those who looked out for ‘moving out sale’, e-mail me at ninie.ahmad@gmail.com for details with ‘The Banned Yoga Instructor’s Moving Out-Of-The-Country Sale‘ as subject title. For those who have my number, SMS might not be entertained!

I am sorry to disappoint you but I don’t think you will ever find any more photos of Ninie Ahmad’s boyfriend online, at least not here! And I will pretzel and hang them upside down those who do post us in their blogs / Facebook, LOL.

But what I can’t help to not share is – why I fell for (let’s just stick to calling him) Mr Petrovsky.

• His ‘platinum’ hair that makes him look errr, wise.. Not Mikhail Baryshnikov 60-years-old old wise, but you get the picture.
• He is NOT on Facebook, dude (don’t get me started with Twitter)! Who else can say as much?
• He took me to watch Sex And The City in New York City (that’s 3 million brownie points!)
• He speaks French, jangan marah. Ok, you can come back to envisioning Aleksandr Petrovsky.
• He loves yoga and is ZOMG good at it! Plus he looks so good on his mat, it tingles my orange chakra
• He makes pancakes! And cooks, yo! Fancy dinner! For me!
• He recycles! And uses organic everything!
• Since he cooks and recycles and DOES YOGA, it’s a no-brainer that he is not our typical Malaysian man (fine, he is French not Malaysian – happy?)

As much as I can’t wait to leave KL, I don’t know how can I leave such a wonderful man here when I am not sure if I want to ever come back, when I don’t know where my next home is..

‘And the wheels just keep on turning,
The drummers begin to drum,
I don’t know which way I’m going,
I don’t know what I’ll become.

For you I’d wait ‘til kingdom come,
Until my days, my days are done,
And say you’ll come and set me free.
Just say you’ll wait, you’ll wait for me.‘

~ COLDPLAY

As a potential practitioner of a long-distance relationship (LDR), from what I’ve read, seen and asked around -

LDR is.. (almost like) doing yoga with a DVD,

• might still deliver promising result
• it will still hurt (whoever says yoga AND relationships are easy?)
• can be boring, if not thoroughly challenging
• and – you might just get used to doing it alone after some time (wait, that doesn’t sound right..)

I can’t wait to leave this city of no-angels but I don’t think I’ll ever be ready to part with the one who’s got my heart.

by Kim Casali, conceived by and drawn by Bill Asprey

So help me God..

Speaking of the other side of the world, I am now at

the home of Lululemon, M.A.C, Alanis Morissette, errr.. Justin Bieber and the one who’s got my heart

..survived the longest day of the year

where 10,000 New Yorkers performed sun salutations at Times Square

..survived Dharma Mittra master class

where everybody tucked their leg behind their head (standing up)!

..and survived

meeting the parents .

.   .   .   .   .   .

Pheww!

‘As if we don’t have enough problems’ (Carrie Bradshaw, ‘Models & Mortals’ SATC Season 1 Epi 02), after 11 years of yoga and knowing I have invested this much effort, THIS MUCH I KNOW – I won’t be able to enjoy the company of men that take pride in killing themselves and not understanding my quest of simply wanting to maintain 13% body fat percentage live longer.

I thought I will never experience the day where I’d finally meet another someone who is not intimidated of what I seem to be made of and who shares almost the very same values in life.

Until recently..

I think I might have just found my very version of Chris Martin.

And it makes me nervous.

‘Let me in, unlock the door.. I’ve never felt this way before..’

The keywords (you) people used to have searched my blog crack me up!

Search Terms for 7 days ending 2010-02-09: ninieahmad.com

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I understand the lead of Henry Golding-s but ‘why Supertall broke up with Ninie Ahmad‘, really?

Search of the super crazy people: Supertall, Supershort, SuperTVstar & Superhairyhenry

I’m curious too you know, if you found out WHY – can you share your findings with me for the betterment of all mankind?

Love and optimism this Valentine’s.

2009.

This is the year I

• attended Coldplay’s VIVA LA VIDA concert,
• represented Malaysia for adidas Fitness Academy Summer / Spring ‘09 in KL and adidas Fitness Academy Fall / Winter ‘09 in Beijing,
• discovered life is so much fun with iPhone,
• launched www.ninieahmad.com
  
• awarded National Young Entrepreneur of The Year by HSBC
• got to wear designer gowns & hundred thousand ringgit timepieces under the direction of Malaysia’s best art director, make-up artist, photographer for 8-pages spread of TATLER Malaysia,
• commenced 27-minutes Headstand
• materialized my lifetime fantasy of being a SHAPE covergirl,
• launched http:beyoga.my (IMHO, one of the coolest websites I’ve ever seen)
• and started my own business

yet this is also the year that I chose to

• willingly stop writing advertorials
• happily cut my long hair short
• helplessly end my 2-year-old relationship with a wonderful and supertall someone

So yes, 2009 was a really good year but..

then we came to the end.

I was tempted not to share personal matters (family, friends, housemates, relationship) here anymore. Looking back at TYI Diaries, it is not glamourous to have shared five relationships over a 4-year-old online diary that had been clicked by more than 600,000 visitors.

Yet, I can’t contain my excitement when there is another milestone worth celebrating – my current relationship turns exactly 20 months, today!

Whoever said we split up again?

(Photo: Anna-Rina)

Ahhh, it must have been Facebook twitting.

Offer honest love to ALL and universe will ensure we will be loved in return somehow.